When I Grow Up...

Kaleb: "Mommy, when I grow up, when I am like 6 or something, can you buy me a toy hockey stick, toy ice skates, and a toy hockey puck?"

First Heartbreak

Mommy: "Hey Kaleb, was Hailey at school today?"

Kaleb: "Yep."

Mommy: "Cool. Were you excited?"

Kaleb: "Yeah. I'm still her boyfriend, but I don't think she's still my girlfriend."

Mommy: "What do you mean? How do you know?"

Kaleb: "She usually says it a lot and today she didn't say it."

Mommy: "I'm sorry buddy, how does that make you feel?"

Kaleb: "A little bit sad."

Mommy: "Wow bud, do you think you're still friends?"

Kaleb: "Oh, definitely, great friends, maybe best friends."

Mommy: "I'm so glad"

Dinosaur Talk

Kaleb (During a conversation with his new toy dinosaurs): "Guys, you really should meet my Daddy, he's wonderful!"

Dinosaurs: "No, we don't want to leave our house."

Mommy: "What if Daddy comes to their house."

Kaleb: "Yeah guys, what do you think."

Dinosaurs: "Great!"

First Incident with Law Enforcement

Emmy: "Need to call somebody back."

Mommy: "You do? Who do you need to call?"

Emmy: "Policeman."

Mommy: "You need to call the policeman back? Why?"

Emmy: "Policeman call me."

Mommy: "Why did he call you?"

Emmy: "He knock down Emmy's car."

Thirsty Boy...

Kaleb: "Mommy, I'm PUNCHED."

Mommy: "Do you mean PARCHED?"

Kaleb: "Yep."

Car Conversations

Kaleb: "I hope we have a group picture today at school and I get to sit next to Hailey."

Emmy: "Hailey is Kaleb's gullfiend. Kaleb is Emmy's gullfiend."

Kaleb: "I'm not your girlfriend, I'm a boy."

Emmy: "Oh. Kaleb is Emmy's Boyfiend."

It starts young!

Mommy: "Kaleb, was Hailey at school today?"

Kaleb: "No, she wasn't there...I didn't know what to do."

Mommy: "What do you mean?"

Kaleb: "I really didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do or what to clean up."

Cuddling with Daddy

Emmy: "Mommy, Daddy shared Daddy's night night time with Emmy"

Finder-Ella

Emmy: "Daddy is Emmy-Ella's Prince Chauming"