I Love You Lord...

Emmy: "To ership you, take rejoy my king."

Where do Mimi's Come From?

Emmy: "But I want to bring my Mimi into Target."

Kaleb: "You don't need to. Mimi has been to Target. He was born there."

Lowe's Projects

Mommy: "So Emmy, you don't want to build a project?"

Emmy: "No. That's too burring."

Eat Your Veggies!

Kaleb: "I think that man was blind because he didn't eat any carrots."

Mommy: "You mean the one from the Bible?"

Kaleb: "Yep (like duh, mom!)"

Well, Sort of...

Mommy: "What is your full name?"

Emmy: "Emmy Alan Mann."

Where is she from?

We're not sure what sort of accent it is, Boston, New York...

"Aunt Mo" (Aunt Mar)

"Duh" (Door...used to be "Doo")

"Bruddah" (Brother)

"Moah" (More...sometimes is "moi")

A Boy with His Daddy's Heart

Mommy: "Kaleb, what's going on? You seem upset."

Kaleb: "I'm scared"

Mommy: "What are you feeling scared of?"

Kaleb: "I'm scared for the people at the fire because I really care for people."

Train a Child in the Way He Should Go (Very Biblical)

Kaleb: "Mrs. Bukowski (one of his teachers), I'm a really fast runner."

Mrs. Bukowski: "Oh really?"

Kaleb: "I run for UCLA and I always beat USC."

A Girl After Mommy's Heart...

Emmy (picking up her telephone): "Hello, Antie Pologie."

Mommy: "Who is Antie Pologie?"

Emmy: "One of my friends."

Mommy: "Oh."

Cinderella

Mommy (reading a story): "Cinderella was kind and gentle."

Emmy: "Mommy, this story is about me."

Mommy: "Are you kind and gentle."

Emmy: "Yes. But sometimes I'm mean."

Mommy: "When is that?"

Emmy: "When I hit my brother and you say, 'Emmy, take a time-out."

Bedtime Prayers

Kaleb: "Dear God, thank you for dinner, thank you for our food, and help Daddy's tummy feel better. Amen."

"We forgot to pray for dinner tonight, so I just put it in there."

Huh?

Mommy: "Emmy, why did you get a time out?"

Emmy: "Because I squished Kaleb's balls."

(playdoh)

Goodfillas

Emmy: "Hey Mommy, can you open this so I can fill it up? I'm a good filla."

Mommy: "Did you just spill water all over?"

Emmy: "yes."

Future Astronaut???

Emmy: "6-9-8 assblade"

Translation: "1-2-3 Blastoff..."

Random Ramblings

Emmy: "Ey. Um M. I love mommy. I have a Y in my name, right? See? My princess pen is my favorite. See? It has princesses. Does it have Belle on it?

Temporary Ink

Emmy: "Hey Mommy, can you get me all tatted up?"

New Baby Cousin

"Baby Ana likes ice cream, I give her that next time she come to ours house."

When I Grow Up...

Kaleb: "Mommy, when I grow up, when I am like 6 or something, can you buy me a toy hockey stick, toy ice skates, and a toy hockey puck?"

First Heartbreak

Mommy: "Hey Kaleb, was Hailey at school today?"

Kaleb: "Yep."

Mommy: "Cool. Were you excited?"

Kaleb: "Yeah. I'm still her boyfriend, but I don't think she's still my girlfriend."

Mommy: "What do you mean? How do you know?"

Kaleb: "She usually says it a lot and today she didn't say it."

Mommy: "I'm sorry buddy, how does that make you feel?"

Kaleb: "A little bit sad."

Mommy: "Wow bud, do you think you're still friends?"

Kaleb: "Oh, definitely, great friends, maybe best friends."

Mommy: "I'm so glad"

Dinosaur Talk

Kaleb (During a conversation with his new toy dinosaurs): "Guys, you really should meet my Daddy, he's wonderful!"

Dinosaurs: "No, we don't want to leave our house."

Mommy: "What if Daddy comes to their house."

Kaleb: "Yeah guys, what do you think."

Dinosaurs: "Great!"

First Incident with Law Enforcement

Emmy: "Need to call somebody back."

Mommy: "You do? Who do you need to call?"

Emmy: "Policeman."

Mommy: "You need to call the policeman back? Why?"

Emmy: "Policeman call me."

Mommy: "Why did he call you?"

Emmy: "He knock down Emmy's car."

Thirsty Boy...

Kaleb: "Mommy, I'm PUNCHED."

Mommy: "Do you mean PARCHED?"

Kaleb: "Yep."

Car Conversations

Kaleb: "I hope we have a group picture today at school and I get to sit next to Hailey."

Emmy: "Hailey is Kaleb's gullfiend. Kaleb is Emmy's gullfiend."

Kaleb: "I'm not your girlfriend, I'm a boy."

Emmy: "Oh. Kaleb is Emmy's Boyfiend."

It starts young!

Mommy: "Kaleb, was Hailey at school today?"

Kaleb: "No, she wasn't there...I didn't know what to do."

Mommy: "What do you mean?"

Kaleb: "I really didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do or what to clean up."

Cuddling with Daddy

Emmy: "Mommy, Daddy shared Daddy's night night time with Emmy"

Finder-Ella

Emmy: "Daddy is Emmy-Ella's Prince Chauming"

Kaleb's First Girlfriend

Kaleb: "Mom, I have a girlfriend."

Mommy: "You do? What's her name?

Kaleb: "Hailey."

Mommy: "How did she become your girlfriend?"

Kaleb: "Cause she told me that I was her boyfriend. And we like to play together."

Hardly Working

Mommy: "What are mommy's jobs?"

Kaleb:
"To stay home
To clean up
To sort money
and do all the things that grown ups do."

Mommy: "Do i play with you?"

Kaleb: "But that's part of what grownups do."

Mommy: "Does Mommy have any other jobs?"

Kaleb: "and do paperwork. break the hair off of the pillows (the dog hair). keep yourself healthy.
and make the food. and to keep me healthy."

Mommy: "Does mommy have any other jobs?"

Kaleb: and to not drink very much Coke. And to not let Emmy and I have very many sweets. And to make sure that Emmy and I have the Mimi's that we love.

Mommy: "Kaleb, what are your jobs?"

Kaleb:

"To have fun

to take care of my sister

to be brave

to play on the playground, but that's part of having fun, also.

to build things with my dad, like my projects and stuff.

to rock climb.

to tell you when i need medicine.

to play with my sister."