Monday, September 19, 2011

Eat Your Veggies!

Kaleb: "I think that man was blind because he didn't eat any carrots."
Mommy: "You mean the one from the Bible?"
Kaleb: "Yep (like duh, mom!)"

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Well, Sort of...

Mommy: "What is your full name?"
Emmy: "Emmy Alan Mann."

Where is she from?

We're not sure what sort of accent it is, Boston, New York...
"Aunt Mo" (Aunt Mar)
"Duh" (Door...used to be "Doo")
"Bruddah" (Brother)
"Moah" (More...sometimes is "moi")

A Boy with His Daddy's Heart

Mommy: "Kaleb, what's going on? You seem upset."
Kaleb: "I'm scared"
Mommy: "What are you feeling scared of?"
Kaleb: "I'm scared for the people at the fire because I really care for people."

Train a Child in the Way He Should Go (Very Biblical)

Kaleb: "Mrs. Bukowski (one of his teachers), I'm a really fast runner."
Mrs. Bukowski: "Oh really?"
Kaleb: "I run for UCLA and I always beat USC."

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

A Girl After Mommy's Heart...

Emmy (picking up her telephone): "Hello, Antie Pologie."
Mommy: "Who is Antie Pologie?"
Emmy: "One of my friends."
Mommy: "Oh."

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Cinderella

Mommy (reading a story): "Cinderella was kind and gentle."
Emmy: "Mommy, this story is about me."
Mommy: "Are you kind and gentle."
Emmy: "Yes. But sometimes I'm mean."
Mommy: "When is that?"
Emmy: "When I hit my brother and you say, 'Emmy, take a time-out."


Bedtime Prayers

Kaleb: "Dear God, thank you for dinner, thank you for our food, and help Daddy's tummy feel better. Amen."
"We forgot to pray for dinner tonight, so I just put it in there."